My neighbor Martina-Stefanie Droste-Obermann from Sulzbaden, her sign FDP politician AD, has never been able to do much with windows. But hardly any way is going past Windows today.
Since she has been using Microsoft's operating system, she has bothered one thing all the time: »Everywhere windows, at least one wallpaper, but I don't see any doors and no roof - sadge«.
A comprehensible disappointment that Microsoft finally came across almost 40 years after the first version of Windows has finally come across. And in Redmond you are now recently admitted: »We made a huge mistake!«.
In contrast, it is the purest kinker flash to see Windows as in the following video despite the warning, while the installation of an update is running:
How the youngest Windows drama started
The stone did not get my neighbor, but the globally known influencer Mirco damper (name changed by the editorial team).
- Dampers have been swearing on MacOs for decades despite the obviously missing apple, but has now been on his for an experimentTiktok-channelThe Microsoft operating system for the first time.
- His video with the title »Windows: Why can I open windows everywhere, but not a single door?«Was not called within the last week because he has forgotten to upload it to this day.
- Nevertheless, nobody saw little than Bill Gates forced to react because social media stops:
What can I say, my name is gates and I know nothing. Definitely no gates, doors or roofs in Windows.
If you look for windows, you will quickly find it in Windows. The search for doors, on the other hand, leads into the void.
Windows 12 brings the long -awaited rescue
Gates, who has returned as a CEO of Microsoft due to the entire excitement at the age of 69, announces far -reaching measures for the future. They are to be implemented in the form of a new Windows version.
Gates has the following architectural visions for Windows 12:
- Wallpaper to fall in love with:Windows 12 gets a non-changing standard wallpaper that shows red bricks. So that the center of the desktop finally turns back to the center and not the paper on it, according to Gates.
- Bonus #1:If you pay extra, you can switch to a wallpaper with a lime sandstone, aerated concrete or natural stone wall.
- Doors to click:Deadly built in the background. If you click on them, you get seamlessly to other operating systems such as Linux, MacOS and Android.
- Bonus #2:A large goal can be seen in the middle of the screen for an additional charge. Where you get to click on it stays up to the release of Windows 12 Bill Gates.
- Roofing to build yourself:If you buy a Windows license, you will receive a suitable cardboard roof handicraft set for putting on the monitor (see below).
- Bonus #2:The roof is only available for free in the 16: 9 format for 24-inch monitors and in Billo optics. If you want a roof for larger monitors and in the 21: 9 or 32: 9 ratio and with a look, to match the wallpaper, you have to pay.
Finally, we still have three good news for you:
- Windows 12 is for all owners of Windows 1.0 from 1985 and for everyonefree.
- With the exception of the claim of a TPM module from version 13.37, the system requirements remain as high as in Windows 11.
- Windows 12 also appears for cell phones, tablets, smartwatches and stirring sticks.
There is actually only one question left: Why did you read on here? In the hope that this April Fool's joke will still meet your humor? Because that was the case before? Or for another reason, like pure boredom? Let us know in the comments!
